Bob Hope "If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf." Bob Hope "We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot...At least he can’t cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded." Bob Hope "I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters." Bob Hope Vice President Spiro Agnew can’t cheat on his score - because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.